Overheard at my house recently:
Miss M, as she is working on reviewing all her scripture memory for the Awana year: "Hey Daddy, let me quiz you now. Try James 2:10.
Dad: I don't know...give me a hint.
Miss M: For whoever
Dad: I still don't know.
She then proceeded to do the same thing for a few more verses.
Finally, she said: Daddy, no wonder you are only allowed to work with Cubbies!
(The Awana portion for 3 and 4 year olds is Cubbies, which Daddy works with each week.)