Friday Funnies

While visiting my parents over Thanksgiving, we were observing the three beagles, (ours, my folks, and my brothers) romp and play in the yard. One started to dig and my dad called out "Rudy, stop digging you crazy dog!"
Miss M. replied, "Popa, that's not what Daddy calls Hudson. He calls him a dead-gum dog."

Oh how I love little ears that mishear. She thought it was funny that I didn't know what dead-gum or dad-gum meant.